Liesit's the soft fall of lies at first light come forth to greet you words that enter the window and promise to never leave . they make holes in the dawn and stir the sheets so gently you can smell morning cling to his back like summer and you believe that his body can blot out the cold.Lies
his mouth dresses your hopes those small shapes petal wept like mysteries and his kisses so blinding you don't know where you begin or how to open the door. so you plead mercy and let his h
Self-defeatingTime was ticking down for Laura, her 21st birthday was looming over her. Only a week away, she was investigating a family “curse”. The youngest of five other siblings, also the smallest as each one of them was downright fat. Laura was the svelte, trim and lithe thing while each one of her siblings were obese, lax and gluttonous. The severity of each went by age. The oldest was perhaps only fifty pounds overweight, but the younger they were, the fatter they became. The thing which tied them all together, besides fat, was that they all ballooned after their 21st birthday. It seemed she was next, unless her sister Monica brSelf-defeating
12 Days of Christmas : SatireIf you do the math you will find out exactly what "my true love gave to me", and the results are quite disturbing. Upon further inspection you will see that the recipient of these gifts has been given the following quantity of items: 184 birds (which includes 12 fruit-bearing trees), 140 people, and 40 rings. That is a total of 364 gifts, or 376 gifts if you include the pear trees separately.12 Days of Christmas : Satire
Where exactly would one go to procure these items?
I doubt your local pet store would have that many birds on hand to purchase. Aside from that, you can't buy people and give them as gifts unless you are a slave merchant.
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“There’s a calm before the storm, and my western front is quiet I got Rembrandt at my right hand, solo as my pilot”
"I found no people for killing time, so I found time for Killing people"
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"My devil dances with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over." (Dexter, 1x12)
"Feelings are overrated, if you ask me."
"Beats being an angel."
(Supernatural, 4x10)
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"I've been thinking with my guts since forever, and you know what? I've come the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains"
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to end; it's about learning to dance in the rain" -Anonymous
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Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
--Voltaire
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